Pre-Workout Supplements You’ve Never Heard Of

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Pre-Workout Supplements You’ve Never Heard Of

When I was 22 and working at my first corporate gym in Phoenix AZ, I would do some stupid awesome stuff before my workouts.

One time when I was really trying to “get hyuuuge”, I remember putting 6 raw eggs and a cup of raw oats into a shaker bottle and shaking vigorously.

Then trying to drink it.

“Trying” is the important word though, because I think i got about one sip in before choking on the nastiness, and giving that “pre-workout” a hard pass.

Pre-workout supplements are all the rage, especially if you’re looking for an edge on your workout, or need a pick me up before smashing some weights.

A normal pre-workout generally contains:

  • Caffeine – The most widely used stimulant in the world
  • Creatine – helps increase ATP (muscle energy) to enable you to get an extra 2-4 reps.
  • Arganine/Nitrous Oxide – increases vaso-dialation (makes veins bigger) for better pumps
  • Beta Alanine – buffers against H+ ions by raising carnatine levels (basically keeps the “lactic acid***” buildup low.) It’s a strong anti-oxidant and can cause you to feel itchy or tingly after taking it.
I was thinking about editing some pre-workout bottle to be funny, but this one did all the work for me. Note: this is a real PreWorkout

***Nate Hates: Lactic Acid – actually not a thing. The “burn” you feel is from your muscles becoming more acidic due to hydrogen ions being released as your body converts carbs to ATP (muscle energy). Lactate is actually the thing that is released to counteract the burn. NOW YOU KNOW SO STOP SAYING LACTIC ACID.

There are other things that show up in pre-workouts ranging from Taurine (which is stupid ’cause it counteracts caffeine. MORE HERE) to ginseng and Horny Goat Weed.

Basically anything that might have a positive impact on muscular contractions, energy, focus, or endurance can get thrown into what most supplement companies call a “proprietary blend”.

A Proprietary Blend is a mixture of ingredients where the doses of each are unspecified which is great for companies that don’t want their secret formula to fall into enemy hands.

It’s also a great way that shady companies in an unregulated industry give the consumer the BIG middle finger and say

“We might be putting effective doses in, but also maybe not! You peasants will never know! Buy more supplements!”

So if you like pre-workouts, great. If not no worries.

Either way, if you’re trying to get away from things that taste like bubblegum, and try some hardcore underground street sh!t, look no further.

(I’m not a doctor and you probably should talk to yours before trying these)

The Top 5 Pre Workouts You’ve Never Heard Of

Nicotine Gum

Nicotine is a mild stimulant that has been shown to increase cognitive performance, focus, and energy. I wrote a review of my experience with it here.

I like this one because it gives you a small boost to help bring you back to average energy levels, or slightly above. It wont blow your mind like 300mg of caffeine will, and there’s no lingering effects, so it’s a better option if you train at night.

Hyphy Mud

This one comes to you straight from Terminal Island Penitentiary, where inmates cant buy fancy pre workout – so they make their own version.

Hyphy Mud has since been turned into an actual supplement, but the version I’m talking about is derived from mixing Coffee Grounds with a full Diet Coke.

Yes, you read that right, and if you’re picturing a dirty sludge bottle filled with thick gritty filth, you’re on the right track.

Obviously you get the caffeine from the coffee, which is “improved” by actually consuming the grounds rather than drinking it. Plus you get a hit of caffeine from the Diet Coke.

So this one should just be called “eating coffee”. But hyphy mud is a much better name.

ECA

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ECA stands for Ephedrine, Caffeine, and Aspirin. A staple of bodybuilders before the supplement industry was worth billions of dollars, ECA is effective, simple, and requires you to take over the counter allergy medicine for your pre workout? Sign. Me. Up.

Ephedrine and Caffeine have a synergistic effect that is helpful for focus and energy, and the baby aspirin will thin the blood slightly resulting in better pumps.

You can buy ephedrine in the form of a over the counter tablet called “Primatene”.

I don’t know what the legal ramifications of telling you to take this is, so I’m going to say: DON’T TAKE THIS.

Smelling Salts

Also known as “Ammonia Inhalants”, these are often use to rouse people who have lost conciousness.

Other uses may include taking it before a PR THEN OH GOD SMASHING THE WEIGThtA SINTO AHOLY SHEEEEEET ALKJASFLKJAJ A;OH;OIHGAASASHUA AGASDKJ

It’s like getting punched in the brain with a lighting bolt, but somehow you’re stronger afterwards. I don’t know. You gotta try it.

Plus with a name like “Nose Tork”, what’s not to like?

This isn’t one you take 30 minutes before your pilates class. This is something you get a big whiff of 0.2 seconds before trying to rip as much weight as possible off the ground. It’s an emotional experience.

Coca Leaves

Yes, Coca Leaves are most known for their ability to be turned into cocaine. But in many South American countries, these are chewed by natives for a variety of reasons.

  • religious ceremonies
  • decrease altitude sickness
  • increase energy
  • tribal customs
  • because it’s tuesday

This is a pretty invasive pre workout, because you actually need to get a big wad of leaves, and hold them in your cheek like a chipmunk. Not only that, but after chewing them for a while, you’ll get some bicarbonate (baking soda, or powdered sea shells) pull your nasty wad out, and put the bicarbonate in the middle.

Chomp it a little bit more to get some more juices, then set that wad comfortably back in your cheek.

Coca leaves have a ton of different properties that are good, and many of the alkaloids contained in them have positive effects on physical well being and energy. However, they get a bad rap because one specific alkaloid can be pulled out through a lengthy process involving gasoline and Season 1 of Narcos.

In order to get just one gram of actual cocaine though, you would need more than 20lbs of coca leaves.

I had the pleasure of trying these out during my exploration of South America, and I did like them. However, the people around me did not prefer when I talked to them whilst gumming a massive load of plant matter and breathing it at them.

Takeaway

Did I miss one? Anything that you like that doesn’t fall under into the traditional pre-workout box? If you give me a good one, I will try it.

 

 

2 COMMENTS

  1. L-Tyrosine is also in my blend. https://examine.com/supplements/l-tyrosine/

    I blend a cup of coffee (with extra water for volume)(should also note that the liquid you blend shouldn’t be too hot if you don’t want it coming out of your blender due to pressure), a scoop of chocolate whey, half a teaspoon of Beta Alanine, 1 tsp Citrulline Malate https://examine.com/supplements/citrulline/ (and some stevia b/c the Citrulline Malate is sour), and drink it while taking 2 g worth of L-Tyrosine pills.

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