Try Harder.

NEWSFLASH. You’re probably not romantic anymore. You probably used to be, but you lost ‘it’when you got rid of all your old pokemon cards (correlation?) and N’SYNC albums.

Here’s how to fix that.
Open your browser.
Open this tab
Now open this one.
Now open this one
Now open wine.

Boom, transformation complete. As a famous uncle in a kind of old slightly bad superhero movie said; “With great power comes great responsibility”. Only use your new powers for good.